I left my head somewhere
Here’s a fun little poem that could easily be referring to the use of cell phones. Plenty of people feel this way if they misplace their phone…
I Left My Head
I left my head
somewhere
today.
Put it down for
just
a minute.
Under the
table?
On a chair?
Wish I were
able
to say
where.
Everything I need
is in it!
Better than mint (I assume)
(via Bacon Toothpaste | Uncrate)
Why no one thought of this before is beyond me. If I have to brush my teeth a few times a day, it should be with something I love.
The biggest question is this: Will leave me with sizzling fresh hot bacon breath?
Photograph of an analog alarm clock – disassembled and neatly arranged. (via GraphicHug™ – Everybody Needs a Hug » Todd Mclellan) Click through for more neatly arranged, but fully disassembled objects.