“Yo mama is so healthy her BMI is probably exactly within the ideal range for a woman her age.
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Yo mama is so well respected within her profession that I bet she’ll get another raise and promotion this year despite the downward trajectory of the economy.
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Yo mama is so good at cooking she should open her own restaurant. I’d be the first customer.”
(via McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Respectful Yo Mama Jokes.)